Brilliant news folks: XTIVAL’S BACK WITH THE COOLEST LINE-UP YET! That’s an actual quote by the way, not me shouting in all upper-case text. That’s right it’s here again. Not that you need me to remind you, the epoch-shatteringly awesome Xtivals of previous years have made the annual holiday more important to you than your own birthday. Gear up to enjoy GAMES and MOVIES on your xbox. Same as you could yesterday. Only now it’s Xtival which makes it cool and sexy.
See, what they’ve done is taken the words ‘xbox’ and ‘festival’ and mashed them together. It’s this kind of revolutionary thinking that has earned Microsoft the respect and unquestioning obedience of all gamers worldwide.
This weekend on the 27th-29th November why not get yourself a free limited edition avatar shirt (free after standard mobile network text charge of course), a free premium theme, and plenty of music stuff from “the number one artist” you’ve never heard of called Tiësto. Twitter and Facebook are also there. Because before now you didn’t have those.
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