Nukezilla Review: Touch My Katamari (Vita)

Aren’t you pleased that We have finally arrived in convenient handheld form? We are quite certain that Our fans have never had Us at such convenience! We are truly kind and generous, are We not? Our fans will compose sonatas in Our honor!

But why are We sad? We cannot help but think that We have seen this before! Has Earth become so uninspired in Our absence? Our magnificence surely deserves more than such a small tribute! Our displeasure cannot be contained by even the strongest dam.

We are so depressed. We thought that Our benevolent gift of stretching your katamari would arouse new feelings of strength and vigor! Isn’t it tremendous to squish and squash your katamari? You can roll up so many of Earth’s wonderful things!

Our sadness cannot be permissible in court or life. We have sent the jury to Lappland while We make up our mind.

We have a brilliant plan! Our fans must not be allowed to visit this soggy part of Earth. We will save it for new fans! Yes, an appetite whetting morsel to serve as a prelude to Our tasty buffet!

Is Our idea not magnificent? We have surely proven that We know best for Our fans.

This review is day twenty-one of the December 2012 Nukestravaganza