Hilarious Fake Assassin’s Creed III Trailer

Haha, wow. That was hilarious.

Can you believe some 14-year-old put that song over footage from a game about the revolutionary wa… I’m sorry, what’s that?

(Hold hand to ear and pretend a producer is telling me something important a la Jon Stewart.)

You mean this is an official trailer produced by Ubisoft, and that they are currently buying more ad time than Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign to run it on American television?

…Ok.

I have prepared a statement.

To our readers around the world, I sincerely apologize on behalf of the United States (even though the game was made by a bunch of smelly French Canadians) for this embarrassment of an ad.

Believe me when I say that the vast majority of Americans consider it asinine to play a song by Diddy – Dirty Money over, well, anything really.

I hope we can work together to build a brighter future, and to ensure that those responsible are brought to justice.