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Videogames Not Involved in Osama’s Death, Nukezilla Confirms
According to a lack of sources, videogames have not been involved in the death of Osama bin Laden, the US’ Most Wanted Terrorist and winner of “Abbottabad’s Best Beard and Turban ’08″.
Nukezilla understands that at no point during the 40 minute raid on bin Laden’s compound were videogames played or even seen. However, soldiers who may be dressed like some soldiers in videogames may have been taking part in the operation. Buildings are also in videogames.
The US President said that “Justice has been done”, but did not mention the PlayStation Network’s current downtime. Though it’s understood bin Laden was not affected by the downtime as his compound has no internet connection.
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But was there cake and/or scantily clad women!?
And now we know. And knowing is half the war on terrorism!
Which is why we’re losing.
What balls. The only thing we know for certain is that video games WERE involved. What shape are the controllers used for military robots? Do I see an Xbox controller? And we all know the teenager clicking buttons and pulling triggers played Call of Duty.
Although it does raise an interesting thought. The PSN goes down for a week, then they get Osama.
When soldiers aren’t confused by two types of controllers, they can concentrate and get the job done.