Bulletin:
Game Journalist Pick Up Lines
I told you Twitter is useful. Let me point your gaze towards the #gamejournalistpickuplines hash tag. That’s right, pick up lines themed around games journalism. Some of my favourites so far:
I’d like some hands on time with your product before you release.
Baby, don’t worry. My unit’s been a debug for years.
My miserable, soul-crushing job has led me to despise the form of entertainment I once loved most. Wanna fuck?
This could go on for a while.
“my years of escapism have rendered me incapable of normal human interaction, want to spend some time reading pick-up lines off of twitter?”
Going Meta
I started writing one themed around Nukezilla but wasn’t sure if it’d go down well. Moment’s passed now, ah well.
“Would you like to send me a review copy of dat ass? No? Oh OK I guess I’ll just buy it when it comes out.”
My dongle, your hub, a perfect fit.
“Hub” makes it sound a bit too much like a gang bang.
Baby, this cat-and-mouse game is beginning to bore me. Whaddaya say we turn on God mode and blow straight to the final cutscene? ^_~~~
(no, but seriously, more like “*sniff!* Did I ever tell you about the time I sent a letter to Richard Garriot? He sent me a real autographed cloth map of Britannia! My mom lives really close to here yknow…”