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[Profile last edited December 8th]
17 / M / Berwick, Manchester
Self-summary
My name is XxSn1p3rPr0xX_3. I’m outgoing, positive and love to go out to the bar with the lads, but am equally happy at home with a movie. I’m easy to get along with and have a great sense of humour. Sometimes I’m a bit random and throw grenades instead of changing weapons, but that doesn’t happen much these days.
I’ve recently gone through a bit of a rough break up which really changed my world. It’s happened before but it’s ok because it probably wasn’t for the best. I watched the kill-cam and it turns out they were gay. I kind of thought they were gay from the faggy noob-tube they were using before, but I guess I was in denial. Anyway, I don’t want to talk about them!
I’m currently studying, but would like one day to either call in a nuke or at least have an AC130 appear in an emergency airdrop.
I’m really good at
Sitting in a corner aiming down a hallway lol. Though I’m also pro at making other people worse.
The first things people usually notice about me
I guess my hair, though sometimes my gun is a funny colour. I used to rap for everyone at parties, so people would hear that, though these days people know I’m there when their internet goes down.
Or my clan tag, which is a representation of a penis made with letters. B=D~
The six things I could never do without
Six classes, all variations on the sniper
Romantic walks
A small bit of tape with cross-hairs on, stuck to my computer monitor for quick scoping
Phenom Booter
Hand lotion
air and food and stuff lol!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Kittens, and why my team never back me up when I go to get B. I mean it’s right fucking there! Not that i need there help though.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out partying, or alone in my bedroom shooting terrorists.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once used a poopsock, but it was only for a joke.
I’m looking for
People on the opposite team
Ages 14-26
Near me
For short-term dating, activity partners, DDoS, casual sex
You should message me if
I shot you in a way you weren’t happy with, or if you just want to get to know me more x ;)
[XxSn1p3rPr0xX_3 was arrested a few days ago after DDoSing Call of Duty players to win more easily]














It would be funny if it wasn’t so accurate and depressingly common.
Hey, handsome, I saw your profile and I’ll really hot 4 you. I was the girl using the double shotguns on the other side of the hallway (you can tell I was a girl because my clan tag is [GRRL] ;D).
Just give me a call on 07984956712 or mail me at HAWTGRRLPWNU@hotmail.com and we can get up high, set a claymore and rapidly press the “b” button, amirite?
A genuinely well written article, sir!
This is a Herpilicious article.
Oh no, I discovered what we can call the Herpa Derpa fans, the Herpes! On no….it has begun. Like the dragon unleashed upon the world of warcraft, John has released his inner demon upon the site. Only Herp.Nukezilla can contain his unbridled Herping!
Nice to see your newly acquired knowledge of the poopsock put to use in an article.