Nukezilla Review: Call of Duty: Black Ops (Xbox 360)
[Editor's Note: This is our review of the Single Player Campaign for Call of Duty: Black Ops, click here for our review of the Multiplayer]
Call of Duty: Black Ops is a loud, garish, stabby, Frankenstein’s monster of a single player experience; I’m through with the franchise’s trademark broken scripted sequences, apparent ignorance of history, atrocious pacing and poorly designed difficulty curve.
This review is Day 1 of the December Review Nukestravaganza.
Agreed. It’s the best single player that a CoD has had, but that’s not saying much. It’s still poorly balanced, glitchy, overly-scripted nonsense. Traded that shit in within a week and I don’t regret it.
This review is a masterpiece.
It’s funny because the review is as short as the singleplayer campaign.
It’s also funny because this is the best, and certainly the most honest, review of Black Ops on the internet.
Short and very sweet.
This is my favourite review OF ALL TIME.
I like that it appears there are more words in the tag area than in the review.
Great start
@Ace Flibble The best single player experience? I’d say Modern Warfare 1 and 2 were brilliant and this was a poor man’s copy of them.
Its as if the COD campaigns since the first MW have just been trying to out-scream one another.
I want Moder Warfare 3! Bring back the Infinity Ward people you fired! Give it back a soul! We want Soap!