Play With Gandy’s Face; Win Italian Sexiness

Title says it all really. Listeners of the Eurogamer ’10 special edition of the NZCast will recall me saying that I was going to give an Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood t-shirt to the person who made me laugh with a ‘shoop’ of our friend and ex-podcast cohort Andy’s face.
The shirt in question looks like this:

It is also a medium. But I do encourage participation even if you are a massive fatty. Hell the plumper folk tend to be the most entertaining. If you win and you’re really fat I might send you a pasty as well.
The picture we’re going to be messing with is this one, taken from the very spot I type this. Also being used without permission of the subject. But it’ll be okay I’m sure. We’re cool.
To help you gauge the kind of quality I’m after, I did my own version to act as a catalyst of your imagination and creativity:

Upload them to your image hosting service of choice and post or link to it in the comments of this post. Most entertaining image wins a shirt! Try to keep it relatively safe-for-work in the comments. Feel free to email really bad ones to NZCast@Nukezilla.com though!












Being called a fatty and the prize being three sizes too small has discouraged me. :(
I just don’t know how I could make that photo funnier than it already is.
I think we can all agree that:
would equal:
I think we can all agree that:
equals:
I’m not a fatty, but if I win will you still send me a pasty? :D
@mollygos: Go for it Molly.
As you can tell, I’m not terribly good with Photoshop. Regardless, I give you Gandy’s reaction to hearing of the recent N4G scum invasion while Nukezilla attempts to present a classier image.
… I’m very sorry.
i vote for Ace because his picture is Ace…lol rofl hahaha! Although the monocle reminds me of a certain Mr Sterling and so i have to knock off a point. But the top hat is cool.
As a side note, we really do need to use either the T-shirt image or the first shoop any time we talk about Assassin’s Creed from now on.
Someone should frontpage/highlight this competition somehow cause I think very few people have noticed it.
I’m going to hell for this.
(Based off: http://images.heritagecoin.com/images/hnai/300/601/601001057o.jpg)