[NGR] Videogame Journalism Recovering in Hospital

Relatives of videogame journalism were relieved to learn last night that despite reports, the fledgling industry was alive and is being kept in intensive care.

The hospital where videogame journalism is being kept.

Reports had been mounting over the last few months that videogame journalism was heading to an early grave after suffering from a “toomuchtitsandbullshitarectomy”, a potentially fatal condition.

Doctors where videogame journalism is being kept said that “it was a close call” and that despite the complications the industry should eventually recover.

He did warn that it was still too early to say for certain and that videogame journalism will probably have to “keep off the bullshit” for a while.

“This is a case off too much gratuitous pornography and shoddy reporting clogging up the system”, said the doctor.

He continued: “There a fine line between being funny and just trolling for hits and in this case, videogame journalism couldn’t cope.”

He reiterated that games reporting is likely to make a recovery eventually, but resisted making any firm commitments.

“It’s never easy in cases like this. Anything could knock games journalism over the edge.”

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