[NGR] Activision Considering Brave New Subscription Scheme

Speaking today, Activision boss Bobby Kotick allegedly said that in the future, the company would be widening the range of payment options available to customers of its subscription service.

Mr Kotick

According to sources close to Activision, Kotick said that instead of just cash, gamers would be able to pay in commodities such as first born sons, credible UFO sightings and marijuana.

Mr Kotick was quoted as saying: ‘œThis gives an opportunity for gamers to play our games, and still be worthless fucks without jobs.’

He continued: ‘œThese are just some of the thing we’ll accept, we’ll also be moving into areas such as buttons, no longer circulated currency and pretty much anything shiny.’

When queried on the financial implications of the move, Kotick responded with a despondent look and took a large drag from a nearby joint.

The system would be implemented on Activision’s World of Warcraft game, as well as a future Call of Duty game, he said.

He concluded: ‘œSo, err yeah, that’s what we’re gonna do, should make us tons of cash and you know… err, ha…. yeah.’

Activision’s share price plummeted in this evening.

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