[NGR] Woman Plays Video Game With Shirt Off

The world of video games was left reeling yesterday as a woman from a town in a country was found to have played a video game with her shirt off.

Due to possible copyright infringement, we are unable to post an image of the woman's breasts.

An unnamed source who is close to the woman in question but not really told the Daily Star “I’ve already watched the video on YouTube like 40 times.”

The ‘Tak have posted multiple articles about the story in an attempt to let as many people know as possible that the woman had breasts that weren’t as good as Bayonetta’s and the woman was sexy in a good light.

The Daily Mail was quick to post an article on their website, probably stating something along the lines of “this is exactly why our children are so messed up.”

“Breasts kill people,” Paul Dacre, the editor of the Daily Mail may have commented.

“The sooner we get rid of breasts and other suggestive body parts off the streets, the sooner our children will stop desecrating our society.”

“This shirtless woman is clearly addicted to polluting the minds of young children.”

“I’m eating a bagel,” An unnamed source at The ‘Tak told us..

The woman has now reportedly sold her life story to the Daily Star for an estimated £550,000 and an iPod Touch.

An iPad game of the saga is currently in development for release next month.

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