[NGR] Tabloid Daily Star Acquires The ‘Tak

In a shocking move today, right-wing tabloid The Daily Star announced its acquisition of the video games blog The ‘Tak.

Examples of future 'Tak content

The move is hoped to pair up The ‘Tak‘s fapping teenage boy audience and The Daily Star‘s pornographer Richard Desmond.

It is estimated to be worth in the realms of  $6 billion.

The ‘Tak will now feature seemingly unrelated stories about women having orgasms and pole dancing on its front page.

The ‘Tak maintains that it will remain faithful to its roots and will attempt to link the pornography to video games in the weakest manner possible.

The ‘Tak isn’t the only gaming blog to employ Daily Star-like tactics to attract readers, however it has been the prime candidate for a take over by the newspaper.

There’s no word as of yet if The ‘Tak will be featured in The Daily Star however.

Sources on the inside say the deal will happen once The ‘Tak‘s misogyny quota increases by another 3000%.

The source said that this change would be happening over the next few weeks, with evidence to it already apparent.

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