It is a sad fact of life that games devoted to monster trucks are mostly terrible. But what if they weren’t? Here are my top 5 all time top monster truck based games that sadly don’t exist (yet).

1. Left 4 Monster Trucks (PC)
Run over zombies in Grave Digger.

2. Monster Truck Xtreme Beach Volleyball (Xbox)
The drivers come out of their trucks, take of their clothes and play volleyball.

3. Tom Clancy’s Truck Recon (Xbox)
You sneak around in your truck killing evil-doers.

4. Monster Truck Hero (PS2)
Either; a controller shaped like a monster truck covered in buttons or; you drive a monster truck over cars set out like a keyboard to music.

5. Monster Truck Yellow: Special Pikachu Edition (Game Boy)
An annoying yellow monster truck follows you around everywhere.

Honourable mention (submitted by Chelsea): Harvest Monster Truck
You grow monster trucks from seeds.

A few that didn’t make the list:

• Katamari Monster Truck (Xbox 360)
• The Legend of Monster Truck (NES)
• Monster Trucks: Battlefront II (PS2)
• E.T. the Monster-Truck (2600)
• Monster Truck Party 8 (Wii)
• Sonic the Monster Truck 3 (Megadrive/Genesis)
• Monster Truck Solid (PS1)
• Monster Truck Hunter Freedom Unite (PSP)

Can you think of any more?