[NGR] New Video Game Encourages Children to Shoot up Bees
It’s the latest craze started by video games like 2K’s new Bioshock 2: shoving millions of helpless insects into your own veins.
What's next for our children?
‘œI don’t think kids are actually putting bees in their veins,’ said the shocked source.
‘œMaybe just trying to get them to make a hive on their arm or something.’
Delinquents have been sighted in many major cities with hundreds of bees spouting from their bloodstream, terrorizing any passer-by in the way.
A worried elderly woman told NGR ‘œthis is what socialism has done to our society; it wasn’t like this during the war.’
PETA has yet to comment on this clear example of infringement of animal rights.
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stfu, even though I’m fairly certain this is a joke, I don’t think for a second that those quotes are fake.
Fucking liberals.
bees are good, bees are good …..
these ef’ing bees are good.
The bees have been disappearing ever since The Pain turned up in Metal Gear Solid 3. FACT.