[NGR] Miracle Study Links Gamerscore to Joystick Size

According to ground-breaking research from the Mutual Organisation Regarding Odd Nonsensical Statistics, cumulative Xbox awards commonly known as a “gamerscore” has been linked to todger size.

SCIENCE!?

In an experiment, several video game fans were asked to play Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 while scientists observed.

They concluded that in most cases the longer the subject played the larger his yard became, though the Scientists admit there were some limitations with their experiment.

An insider told NGR that “the same experiment was not carried out with female ‘gamers’ because they don’t exist.”

“Most females are simply too busy having children.”

The study means that the act of playing video games can join the other manly pursuits such as cutting trees or wrestling with bears.

This comes as a relief to manly men everywhere who’s traditional outdoor activities are being threatened by the New Labour Health and Safety Brigade.

The Xbox LIVE Community have responded saying that this was a “Win” for “leet Pwnaz0rs” everywhere.

Concerned mothers have called for gamerscore to be limited for vulnerable children, a move supported by the government.

It is understood that British game designer Peter Molyneux has a penis.

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