[NGR] “Slow News Day†a Cover-up. Zombie Infestation Kills Thousands
A new outbreak of the H1Z1 infection has struck the video game’s media, who have attempted to cover up their embarrassment citing a ‘œslow news week’ as the reason for their lack of posts.
Scientist’s believe.
Over the past few weeks the gaming press have inconsistently cited at least two separate events, ‘œChristmas’ and ‘œNew Year’ as reasons for a reduced number of articles.
Video game journalists all live in the small Swedish town of Sjöbo which until recently was said by many to be able to survive the zombie apocalypse.
NGR has learned that most journalists have not been on holiday as they claimed, but have been slowly joined the ranks of the un-dead.
An insider, talking exclusively to NGR on the one remaining phone line in the town, said ‘œdoes this thing work?’
‘œHey, can you hear me!? N’Gai’s been bitten! You have to alert the army and get us the fuck out of here! Wait… I can hear it coming back! Brian keep them away from the door! Jeff, JEFF! OHFUCKIT’SGOTME! AAAARFU-’
The revelations have left many readers questioning the work ethic of gaming’s media.
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