[NGR] Negative Gamer Successfully Publishes The Most Pointless And Lame Article on The Internet, Smashing Previous Record
The award announced just a few moments ago by the Dumb Internet Commenters Society marks the end of a successful year for the website.
The existing record was for a generic “Top 10″ list, however due to its lack of a point the specifics were forgotten a few days after publication.
DICS announced that the article titled Uncharted 2 is a Bit Rubbish in Standard Def, published on the 24th of this month, has such little merit and worth that it has broken all previous records.
Judges awarded Negative Gamer a 9.97 in the category of just-to-get-hits and a record breaking 9.98 for hurf-durf-I’m-going-to-comment-like-a-moron.
Talking exclusively to NGR Gavin Allmond who works as a writer at the internet publication said he felt “honoured”.
“I mean, the internet is a BIG place and ‘most’ is one hell of a superlative when used with ‘the internet’”.
One member of DICS, on the sensible and worth-full news portal N4G, added cheerfully that NG “will die fast, this is what they get for writing meaningless articles.”
An insider said that the author of the article spent three months working on the prose before it was ready for publication.
The Xbox 360 is really good and the Playstation 3 is for gays.
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Well done everyone, it’s been long and hard but we’ve done it.
Oh my god, this is a breakthrough.
This is better than that Lost Levels article about that game that never existed.
Congratulations guys, congratulations. I mean the only way to break this now is by posting an article about how much the PS3 sucks on N4G. YAY FANBOYS! And keep up the great work guys
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