[NGR] Climate Change Caused Or Prevented By Video Games

According to research by scientists at a university, new evidence suggests that playing video games may contribute up to 30% of projected increase in temperatures over the next fifty years.

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One representative noted: “A study was done.”

A study indeed and one which, if true, could provide a compelling solution to the climate change problem which would be impossible to ignore.

An industry insider, who is a man, spoke to NGR and agreed: “Surely only the most spotty, depraved loners would support anything less than a complete ban on all video games in light of this research.”

The study, conducted between July and September of this year, showed through sales analysis that there was “no hard link” between video games and global warming.

When asked for comment, an IPCC spokesperson commented.

In response, a local nutritionist who wishes to remain nameless argued: “This proves beyond doubt that video games are our strongest weapon against the threat of global warning.”

Now that genuine research in this field has been done, the vital role that video games could play in reducing carbon emissions can no longer be seriously denied.

The message is clear: stop buying video games, because if you don’t start buying them your children may not get the chance.

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