Revealed: Negative Gamer Reporter Brings Outrage to Your Children
A website which supports violent video games now allows for anonymous articles from strangers and gives no protection to children.
Negative Gamer, an internet based publication, has begun allowing anonymous sources to write articles under the pseudonym of Negative Gamer Reporter.
The publication offers no protection to children who may view the content.
An insider told NG that this move was “a bid by the site’s owner to get free articles written so he can profit from the abuse of children.”
When reached for comment the publication’s obese owner John Kershaw, 16, said he was not sure what we were talking about and that he “is not doing anything wrong”.
He went on to clarify that the articles submitted have to be less than 200 words long, be written in the same format as most Daily Mail articles and can not contain libel.
In October respected video game journalist Kieron Gillen suggested that Negative Gamer should be “ignored on principle”.
When talking about a Fox on the London Underground in an unrelated article, Kate Arkless Gray, 29, told the Daily Mail “I was there for about a minute, watching other people’s reactions to it.”
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You mean they can’t contain “libel”? Or is this an issue where a word is spelled slightly differently depending on what side of the Atlantic you’re on?
In any way, dang. I was going to Michael Moore this and comb though various quotes of Bobby Kotick’s, tear them from context, and have him admit to sodomizing blind puppies or something while drinking the blood of orphans..
@ouched: The NGR who wrote that article has now been fired for the miss-spelling.
@wardrox: Glad to be of service. Just trying to save someone time if they are not familiar the term and look it up in wikipedia before join the elite ranks of NGRs.
I genuinely laughed at the closing line.
I really don’t like the NGR stuff. Anonymus articles isn’t the way to go, if you don’t want to be ignored.
@ParaParaKing: they’re only going to be at most once per day and are far from serious reporting. It’s just something else NG does, rather than a replacement for something already there.
@wardrox: Even so I think they are a bad idea.
@ParaParaKing: I would be very interested to know your thoughts on why. To me I see it as a simple work of satire.
I’ve started a thread to discuss it; http://negativegamer.com/theforum/?wpforumaction=viewtopic&t=467.0
@triumphofhearts:
I did too. Heh.