We’re Having a Haiku Competition!
By John Kershaw on Monday, November 30th 2009
Can you make Haikus?
Want to win an Indie game?
Try your best below!
Balloon Blocks looks fun
Three copies to give away
Seven days to win
Sign in or sign up
Multiple entries allowed
… that sounded dirty
Argue all you want
The definition we use
is five-seven-five
I give up, I’m not smart enough to write this whole post in haikus. The winner of the competition will be picked by the game’s creator. Three winners (who each get an Xbox download code for the game) will be chosen on the 7th of December. Keep an eye out for Negative Gamer’s official review of Balloon Blocks in the next few weeks.
Happy Haikuing!
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So your Haiku
Is only two syllables
But it should be three
If Tetris was made;
by Russian communists then…
Oh wait, what? Bugger.
Waiting for the end,
You want me to do what, now?
Curse this normal job..
This game looks real odd
Reminds me of marshmallows
You made me hungry
haikus? hell no meh
Makes my brain Hurt much
heres a haiku
balloons tickle
they have static power yay
rolling on the floor
Wibble wobble wib-
ble wobble wibble wobble
jelly on a plate.
I’m not entering and being greedy – just wanted to write a little Haiku.
I have a feeling,
I’d launch my joypad wall-ward;
evil gelatine bounce.
i cannot play this
in austria we dont have
community games
Floaty Tetris look
Hated the original
Couldn’t give 2 shits
Like writing Haikus
And indie developers
So apologise
Sorry CC Games
No 360 anyway
Must go clean up sick :P
Negative Gamer
Everyone is negative
We all like it here
My haikus are bad
Much like Rogue Warrior is
But not Balloon Blocks
B I N G O
And Bingo was his name-o
What a tune this is
There’s nothing like it
The feeling of finding out
Your wife slept with Seal
Everybody
Dance now! Rock this party, dance
Everybody
@HarryB: That would be me by the way. I forgot to login until AFTER I posted. :/
Independent games:
insightful analogy?
‘Fraid not. Screw Flanders.
Haiku suck
I don’t care if this has the wrong number of syllables
Because haiku suck