About the author When not complaining on the internet as Nukezilla's Editor in Chief, John is usually in Manchester (UK) enjoying gadgets, roller derby, beer and the depressing weather.
He both Tumbls and Tweets his thoughts (sometimes about sandwiches), if you're interested in that sort of thing.
Isn’t a Halo game without Masterchief like a blowjob from an eighty year old? Sure it could be okay but…
And the award for ‘most off-putting comment’ goes to…
@wardrox: I fuckin’ lol’d.
Fuck Master Chief. “Rookie” for the win. :P