For this weekend only the limited edition black NG T-shirts are at the low price of £10 (roughly $16) including shipping and postage and secret kisses from me. I know we’ve already run out of some sizes, so buy one quickly to avoid bitter, soul crushing disappointment.

As I know a few people have asked, all money gained from the sales of these T-shirts is put directly into the NG bank account which pays for things like servers which are apparently “important” for a “website”. The whole thing sounds fishy to me.

Use the form below for optimum efficiency, like a robot! Though probably a robot dinosaur like Megasaurus or something.