Perverts Rejoice! Show Virtual Characters Your Wang.
Well, it’s finally happened. You will soon be able to control videogames with your junk. In fact I hesitate to call Love Death 4 a videogame, it’s one of those weird Japanese eroge (erotic gaming) whatsamajiggers that I have never understood nor partaken in. From what I understand though, they are less about playing a game and more about interactive cartoon pornography.
As you can see from the above moonspeak-laden screenshot Love Death 4 will utilise a webcam to translate certain, extremely phallic looking shapes into the game. The in-game AI will then react to said shape, hopefully being impressed with your giant schlong (just kidding, we all know that nerds have tiny penises, take mine for example).
I’m afraid I really can’t understand the allure of using your penis to interact with a cartoon of a Japanese schoolgirl. Well, maybe for those of us that can’t get a real girl, yes that’s right folks they do exist! Seriously though, other than giving it a go out of sheer curiosity for 30 seconds is there anyone out there who would truly play this ‘game’. Oh wait, of course there are, the Internet is full of awful, awful people.
Take a gander at the official site, (if you can understand it) and decide if you are awesome perverted enough to really want this game.
Via: Japanator
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Personally, I’m too chicken to click on that link.
Someone click on the link and let us know if its safe.
It’s safe.
And panty-tastic.
@MoreToasties:
Hrmmmm. I’m still worried that if I click it, ten police will burst into my living room and arrest me.
It certainly sounds like the type of the game that you could get arrested for.
My gigantic American penis might just make the game crash, so I’d better not.
(for any non-geeks, this is a South Park inspired joke)