The Winner of The T-Shirt Advert Contest is…

… Gibbo and his sprite version of our esteemed EIC.

Congratulations for using your artistic skills in helping us peddle our wares to the innocent Internet denizens (I hope you’re happy). Stand by for an email asking for some details that will enable us to get a super sexy NG T-shirt to you ASAP. Gibbo’s ad will be taking the place of the often boob-filled top-right corner.

These shirts are like ‘Sex Panther’ cologne, but instead of working all of the time 60% of the time, it’s 100%. I know as I was part of the elite womanising squad that was employed to test these garments. We lost many good men.

I saw horrible, horrible, sexy things that day that I shall never forget. And now you can too!

As you dear readers may recall we asked that even if you felt you couldn’t best the ones you saw already, to please have a go and perhaps win a copy of Wardrox’s favourite game ever: Call of Duty4 Commander Keen. We’ve looked through all the entries and it’s OBVIOUS that the runner-up is none other than James_El and his Hitler/skull-melting/head exploding entries. I’ll level with you James: Had you made them more PG and less Nazi you’d have been a sure fire winner. Blame Godwin’s Law for your placement.

So once again, congratulations to winner Gibbo and runner-up Jame_El. Check your inboxes soon for more details. Thank you to all participants for your entries (which can be seen here for those interested). They were all amusing at least and hilarious at best. Keep an eye out for more contests soon.