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Competition; We Will Clothe You For Your Creativity

Virility incarnate

That’s right boys and girls, mums and dads. We’ve some epoch-shattering news. We’re having another competition! This time the grand prize is one exquisite Negative Gamer T-Shirt. As modelled above by NJ and Shakey.

All you have to do acquire this awesome attire is advertise it for us! That’s right. Break out your Crayolas, Spirographs, and finger paints. We want you to make us a 250×250 pixel advert to fit in the top right corner.

It should make the demographic think “Damn that’s a shit-hot shirt. Every second I am not wearing that is another eon of unbearable torture”, because that’s how advertising works. Trust me.

Make sure you’re logged-in as a registered user (if you aren’t already, do so here). Leave a link to your entries in the comments section of this post, or you can embed them by using this piece of html <img src=”urlHERE” /> just place the link to your image in the right place. Any emailed-in entries won’t be counted, but shall be laughed at by the staff.  We’ll then pick the best of the group using a series of complex algorithms, supercomputation, contacting the spirit-world via seance, and maybe a die or something I don’t know.

Make them amusing, eye-catching, racist relevant, stylish, or a combonation of all of the above. We’ll select our favourite if the whole seance thing doesn’t pan out.


Comments


wardrox Says:

Pixleh Says:
wardrox Says:

@Pixleh: don’t think that worked :(

I suggest embedding the pic, and also putting the url to the pic in your comment. that way if the embed doesn’t work, we still get the link :)

Nerdfit Says:

huh… embed didnt work.

http://yfrog.com/6cngtshirtj

theres my entry <3

Pixleh Says:
TheGyro Says:

Hope this works. More of a parody than a serious entry:

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad188/TheGyro/EvonyNGShirtcontest.jpg

5thdimensionyeti Says:

ahhh yes, but it needs more tits and explosions! :)

5thdimensionyeti Says:

Hey, we already have some “awesome” ads for other things, let’s modify it a bit :P

3773375852_0bbd0533c4.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2473/3773375852_0bbd0533c4.jpg

Analoge Says:

Having a bit of trouble submitting this. Sorry if it ends up double posting.

http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww245/Analoge/EVONegative.jpg

Gibbo Says:

Bam.

Gibbo Says:

@Gibbo: Grr, url it is then
bam

wardrox Says:

As the NG image embedding is a bit borked, I’ve deleted multiple comments, and below are all the current entries. You can now use the format (img=URLHERE) with the curved brackets replaced with square ones.

ngshirtad1.jpg

ngtshirt.jpg

NGT.png

EvonyNGShirtcontest.jpg

3773375852_0bbd0533c4.jpg

EVONegative.jpg

k3oys9.png

ParaParaKing Says:

Ah, fuck it:
ngshirtad.jpg

wardrox Says:

@ParaParaKing: yey for the design, and yey that it worked :D

Pixleh Says:

(img=http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/barnowlboy/NGT2.png)

Done another.

wardrox Says:

@Pixleh: it needs to be square brackets. I used rounded ones in my example because otehrwise it would think I was trying to include an image.

NGT2.png

James_El Says:

I Hope this works.
hitlermwk.jpg

Link

xzibitNG.jpg

What the hell, Wardrox. HTML doesn’t work in comments.

Abist Says:
5thdimensionyeti Says:

@ParaParaKing & @James_El

Epic….

Xander Says:

Damn, I think the Hitler one might just be in the lead. Was Shakey just incidentally posing like the Fuhrer?

James_El Says:

This is the next gen version. :)

(img=http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/3071/hitlerp.gif)

Link

wardrox Says:

@James_El: use square brackets! :P

hitlerp.gif

5thdimensionyeti Says:

@James_El

So wrong, yet so awesome. :D

keep em coming!

joepenn18 Says:

i vote for abist

Analoge Says:

Resized.

evoresize.jpg

n3rv3 Says:

ngtshirtad.png

James_El Says:

Something a little less WWII based.
saveg.gif

Link

n3rv3 Says:

ngtshirtadraptorjesus.png
I think wardrox will like this one.

n3rv3 Says:

wardrox will hate this one because he hates fallout 3.
ngtshirtad.png

mr_moustache Says:

[removed by Wardrox for being land before time NGCast Rule 34]

mr_moustache Says:

85374946.png
unbenannttlf.png
27666383.png
438463.jpg
15301782.png

mr_moustache Says:

85374946.png
unbenannttlf.png
27666383.png
438463.jpg
15301782.png

James_El Says:

I Just Couldn’t Help Myself.

Link

James_El Says:
Halfleft Says:
Halfleft Says:

By which I mean;

Hey look I had a go and everything (NSFW):

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1469/advertw.png

James_El Says:
Ub3rSlug Says:

Woah! How did this last minute entry get here?

James_El Says:
wardrox Says:

@NoZart: the formatting you have to use to have an image displayed is listed here; http://negativegamer.com/formatting/

NoZart Says:

hulk-1.gif
batmanmve.jpg
gtats.jpg

NoZart Says:

thanks, wardrox. could you be so kind and just delete my old comments?


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