Cooking Mama Slept With Science Papa, Her Shocking Confession!

By now you may have noticed that Activision have seen the amount of money Majesco make from their Cooking Mama series and have decided that they want in on that. However as PETA have found out, Mama fights dirty. Everyone’s favourite culinary MILF issued this statement earlier today.

So you want some dirt on “Science Papa” to splash on your site? I’ll shovel it. We dated briefly (when he had much better hair). And now he clearly wants a piece of the best-selling pie by associating himself with an incredibly successful, and I’ll emphasize, happily married, woman. Frankly, he never appreciated my cooking and I grew weary of his tedious “experiments.” You want real mind-bending science, go figure out how to make Toulouse Cassoulet for your next dinner party of 20 and let me know how it goes, Papa.

I believe more game companies should follow Majesco’s lead. Wouldn’t press releases be so much more worth reading if they were written by the company’s characters? Imagine Valve’s PR done by Gordan Freeman. How about Naughty Dog’s PR by Crash Bandicoot. Nintendo’s done by Link? Yes I am aware that none of those characters talk. Would certainly make me more likely to read press releases.

Via: Kotaku