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[Editor's Note: Lukas is from Germany so he knows]

After the last school shoot-out, politicians in good old Germany are trying to best each other with cries for having the sick filth called “Killergames” banned. But since this clearly isn’t enough, as of tomorrow, Germany is officially going to ban violence.

All of it.

Violation of this simple law, dubbed “Stop being violent or we will blow your fucking heads off!”-law, is going to result in being shot on the spot. This is all for public safety and security. For the same reason, any complaints about the new law will be considered as acts of violence and you will be shot. And posthumously billed for the bullet(s).

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Comments


darkwhitehair Says:

When has Germania EVAR DONE WRONG!!!

This is injustice… we Germans as a WHOLE NATION should STAND UP TO THIS INJUSTICE!

With Regards
Adolf


Psych Says:

Aren’t they contradicting themselves and their own law? At the very least, this is hypocrisy. They are banning violence by threatening their citizens with violence.


njsykora Says:

Can we ban Germany?


P Marsh Says:

Agreeing with dark in the sense of how this is now a resurgence of Fascist, irrational lawmaking especially for one country trying to distance itself from one of the most darkest periods in human history. And how would you define violence in law? Any physical between two parties could be skewed as violence.

I’d like to see the international community react to this, even more so when the first rapist to sue his victim for hitting him during the crime.


darkwhitehair Says:

who the fuck are you? you better not be jewish… I AM NOT DARK!!! I AM WHITE!


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