Spoiled Brat Needs IRL Teabagging

Just when you thought the news was finished reporting about brats and their mental problems and spoiled asses, here comes another story straight off the presses.

Zachary Moir, a 19-year-old living with his mother in Florida, was wallowing in some quality Xbox 360 time (probably shirking other responsibilities), when Mom told him it was time to come eat. Rather than pressing pause or telling everyone he needed to nourish himself, he proceeded to go batshit insane and refused to do so. So his mother unplugged his 360. A valiant effort on her part. And then shit got out of hand.

This winner of a teenager reportedly pushed his mother, verbally abused her, and told her to get out of his room, because his room is really his property, and I’m sure he has a hand in paying for the roof over his head.

After some time, apparently Zachary did come downstairs, but not to eat. Instead, he threw a taco (apparently intended for him?) in his mother’s face. Dena Moir, the mother in question, called 911 after her piece of shit son decided to go on a rampage. Apparently she had been trying to get her son out of the house. Probably because he’s a lazy bastard and doesn’t even deserve a 360.

I can only imagine what his poor mother must be going through. Here she is providing a roof over his head, electricity to game with, and even tacos. Now, at least he didn’t try to murder her, but come on. This is just pathetic.

Now Zachary can play a different sort of game – in prison. He can play Avoid the Prick While Bent Over as he is held without bail, being charged with domestic violence battery.

[Via The Ledger]