Soulja Boy Crapping Out a Game

Well, you did it, kids.

You watched that moronic Soulja Boy’s video about whooping up on every single one of us at Halo 3 (despite some depressingly average game stats), you commented on it, and you made it big, so now Soulja Boy is receiving his own video game. That’s right.

Soulja Boy, that eloquent old devil, had this to say upon making his announcement:

“Soulja Boy video game is coming for Xbox 360 in 2009. After I put the Xbox 360 challenge up on the Internet, it was over all these video game sites. And a couple video game companies hit me up on my email because I put the email on there too. And hit me up like, ‘œBlah, blah, blah, blah.’ So I was like, ‘œOh snaps!’ So I forwarded to my management, and they forwarded to my label. And now we’re doing the video game.”

Oh, joy! Now we can happily trot on down to the store and pick up a game that’s going to feature one of the biggest lyrical geniuses around! Here are some plotlines that could very well be used in the upcoming video game:

• Soulja Boy reaches puberty, and must face all of the issues that come with it
• Soulja Boy is defeated by millions of more skilled Halo 3 players and must go on a terrifying journey in order to find out where his missing balls have gone
• Soulja Boy becomes a free-runner who can’t do much running at all due to his pants perpetually falling off his nonexistent behind
• Destroy All Soulja Boys!

Keep in mind that those are potential plotlines, and it is unclear what will actually be used upon the game’s release.